This is one of my absolute favorites! (1/1/07)
I can't believe I never posted this blog! I just found it in my drafts and died laughing. Maybe i was too embarrassed to post it, but that was a few years back...what the hell.
OK FINE. I'll blog about the sex cheques, but only because Jocelyn threatened to blog about it if I didn't. So here comes the lamest story of your week. Are you ready?
I seem to have a problem with my hearing lately. I ran into an old friend of mine (but it didn't hurt!) named Tim at college group. Haven't seen this guy in years so we caught each other up to speed on our lives. He's in a band with some other people I know. Then he hands me their CD and convinced me I'd like it. Realizing I had no cash on me, I asked him, "...do you take Visa?" His reply was "No, but I take CHEQUES". What I heard was "no, but I take SEX." I gave a hard shocked laugh and kind of shoved him. He had that "what the heck" expression on his face....it was all really funny. I didn't find out until later from Laura that he said "cheques" which actually makes SO much more sense.
I think Jesus needs to renew my dirty little mind cause all I hear is "sex sex sex" pouring out of people's mouths. Yikes!
The end. Please don't think less of me.
I can't believe I never posted this blog! I just found it in my drafts and died laughing. Maybe i was too embarrassed to post it, but that was a few years back...what the hell.
OK FINE. I'll blog about the sex cheques, but only because Jocelyn threatened to blog about it if I didn't. So here comes the lamest story of your week. Are you ready?
I seem to have a problem with my hearing lately. I ran into an old friend of mine (but it didn't hurt!) named Tim at college group. Haven't seen this guy in years so we caught each other up to speed on our lives. He's in a band with some other people I know. Then he hands me their CD and convinced me I'd like it. Realizing I had no cash on me, I asked him, "...do you take Visa?" His reply was "No, but I take CHEQUES". What I heard was "no, but I take SEX." I gave a hard shocked laugh and kind of shoved him. He had that "what the heck" expression on his face....it was all really funny. I didn't find out until later from Laura that he said "cheques" which actually makes SO much more sense.
I think Jesus needs to renew my dirty little mind cause all I hear is "sex sex sex" pouring out of people's mouths. Yikes!
The end. Please don't think less of me.
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