afternoon delight

I get a small lunch break between my math and sociology class. Most days I bring a salad from home, but today I had an odd craving for a veggie delight from Subway. So I get my sandwich and sit outside in the sun. I'm wearing my deep purple sleeveless shirt, jeans, rainbow flip flops and sunglasses. As I cross one leg over the other I notice a tall muscular black man strolling towards me. It's pretty obvious that he's staring at me so I say,"hi" and nod my head once. I continue to unwrap my veggie sandwich when he says,
"Mmmm that looks good" In a tone that sounds a little pornstar-ish.
"Oh, it IS" I say back.
He starts to walk away, but then hesitates. He turns back around and instead of speaking he just keeps staring at me.
It's not like I said,"would you care to take a bite?" I couldn't really enjoy my sandwich with him starting at me so I did what anyone would do:
I took a ginormous bite and started chewing with my mouth open, letting cucumber, lettuce, olives and bell peppers spill out as I chewed. HOT.

I don't think he found me attractive after that because he turned around and left.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it...maybe he was lusting after my sandwich. Maybe he was vacillating between getting pizza or subway!

Good God, I'm vein!